Tried to strum a few notes, got frosting everywhere.
... This wouldn't be the first time my musical inclinations ruined a party. :(
Bah, who needs ivory?! Give me buttercream!
My husband loves lego's so I stole all his mini-figs and surprised him.
Please tell your husband that any mini-figs he may be missing are currently traveling through my small intestine. I will return them tomorrow.
It's time to light the lights, it's time to get things started on the wedding cake tonight!