Sometimes all the Knight's in Shining Armor are taken, and you have to settle for one in his skivies.
Wait, is there a new tradition of amputating the royal limbs before the wedding? That's a little too hardcore for me.
It may look small but don't worry, it'll feed everyone no problem.
Keri says: "I love Super Mario, my husband loves Godzilla, why not mash them together in a cake?!?"
May your marriage be the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the cutest couple who ever lived.