Just because you're married doesn't mean you should stop watching your calorie intake.
Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."
That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.
Catcorgi says: "An 'Alien' inspired wedding cake, I don't think I'll ever see a cake that can top this one for awesome."
Sometimes all the Knight's in Shining Armor are taken, and you have to settle for one in his skivies.
Here's a wedding where playing with your food may be encouraged.