Class wars mean nothing in the face of true love. Has The Princess Bride taught us nothing?
Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
Keri says: "I love Super Mario, my husband loves Godzilla, why not mash them together in a cake?!?"
The best man comes out of the shadows to give his friend a gift at the most awkward time.