No thanks, I don't want a piece. I'm a chest guy.
Our submitter says: "My coworker made his own wedding cake with fresh blueberry donuts. he also proposed at Disneyland at the castle which is what the cake is modeled after. how romantic!"
The best man comes out of the shadows to give his friend a gift at the most awkward time.
I hate to break it to you but that cake is very unlikely to last you until death.
After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!