Marrying a Timelord comes with its own set of risks.
Becca says: "My groom's cake was his wedding gift (am I awesome, or what?). Guinness dark chocolate cake with Irish cream filling. Includes damage done by the Reavers in the movie—it's that detailed. A serious shout out to Jene at Anything But Vanilla!"
This is my husband and I cutting our cake at our wedding on September 30, 2011. You might be able to put a bride in a pretty dress but that doesn't mean she's going to not make stupid faces.
I often find in these circumstances it's best to just blame my allergies. Pollen is a perfect scapegoat for derp.