Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."
That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.
Sarah says: "My new husband and I shunned many of the traditions of typical weddings. Annoyed by the usual cake cutting cutlery, we decided to use Narsil, Aragorn's sword from Lord of the Rings. The grin on his face made it worth the "are you sure?" comments from our parents."