My groom went all Matrix on me trying to get away from cake in the face.
Well obviously he pulled that move on you. After all, he's THE ONE.
Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
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