I hate to break it to you but that cake is very unlikely to last you until death.
That Mass Effect cake isn't messing around!
My husband and I have an episode of Futurama, much like couples have their "song". It was only fitting to have Leela and Fry as our cake toppers.
Whisk Yourself Away Into the Faniverse!
Bah, who needs ivory?! Give me buttercream!