Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
Ouilleau says: "My parents got married at a Stone Circle in Scotland and I made their cake. The restaurant/hotel we stayed at stored the cake overnight in a very humid fridge which led to condensation all over the cake, but it made it actually more faithful as the wedding happened in the rain!"
My husband and I found parts of our reception quite dull. Why do couples need to seriously cut a cake? It isn't like cakes are unusual or a particular treat nowadays. So, whateva we said! Let's bring it!
Sure every couple cuts the cake, but not every couple completely eviscerates it! Love your dress by the way!