After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!
Don't get any blood on you!
Wait, is there a new tradition of amputating the royal limbs before the wedding? That's a little too hardcore for me.
Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."
That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.