The best man comes out of the shadows to give his friend a gift at the most awkward time.
There's no good reason to compromise if you're not a big cake fan.
When you are a full time internet and you marry another full time internet, you deserve the most epic internet cake ever.
It may look small but don't worry, it'll feed everyone no problem.
Is it just me or is the groom's stalk-straight posture a little... menacing?
Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
Definitely, definitely made for eating by hungry bridal party attendees instead.