Kara + Kenn | October 6, 2012 | Lost River Cave | Photographer Alex Slitz

I know it wouldn't be exactly appropriate to have a little flaming Denethor plunging into the depths but it sure would make this cake accurate!

My groom went all Matrix on me trying to get away from cake in the face.

Well obviously he pulled that move on you. After all, he's THE ONE.

Lara says: "My hubby was always excited to dine at his favorite burrito shop, but I refused to serve it at the reception, with this one exception."

Who wants sushi?

Scenario 1: He dropped the cake. Scenario 2: He's LEVITATING THE CAKE.

I prefer the second one.

Bah, who needs ivory?! Give me buttercream!