Is it baseball or is it LOVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(OK, that was corny. I'll stop now...)
Sometimes all the Knight's in Shining Armor are taken, and you have to settle for one in his skivies.
Our wedding theme was peacock (Russian/American wedding)
Liket says: "This is our Zombie/Seattle themed wedding cake from October 26, 2012. The blue-haired bride made the toppers and there are skeleton cameos of the bride and groom on the bottom, red velvet tier."
Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
Scenario 1: He dropped the cake.
Scenario 2: He's LEVITATING THE CAKE.
I prefer the second one.