You've created a monster!
So apparently some brides are now sticking feeding tubes up their noses in order to shed pounds in the last days before their wedding. Enteral proteic nutrition, EPN for short, is normally used to treat people who are morbidly obese. The process forces your body to burn its own fat instead of sugars normally ingested through eating, resulting in rapid weight loss. Oh, and it costs $1,500.
So... America. Lazy country or LAZIEST country?