At first I thought the wedding had been crashed by a crazed Mickey fangirl from the way she unceremoniously kicks the bride's train out of her way. But nope, looks like they're both from the same dance planet! Beam me up!

One last gulp and then you're gonna have to hold it for about four hours.

Yet another reason to take the stairs.

Thumbelina surrounded by giant daffodils.

She gets dropped by the guy and totally flashes the camera and yet maintains her composure entirely. But then again, it really is he who should be embarrassed for dropping such a petite girl...

The other bridesmaids and I (second from the right, pulling the flask from my bosom) surprised the bride with this (staged!) shot of us loosening up pre-nuptuals around the side of the church.

But what this picture doesn't show you is that the bride is hot-wiring the car in front of them as a getaway vehicle.

I'll do almost anything for a Ringpop. Long live the 90s!