Oh Waldo, you can do better than that.
New wedding event... bridesmaid powerlifting.
Powermaid is also useful for cutting people off at the open bar. Can she also be hired for birthdays and other events?
Maybe it's really really hot in there and they're all really close friends.
The couple commissioned a comic artists friend of theirs (at http://www.viruscomix.com/subnormality.html) to create a picture of their wedding party. The wedding photographer then had everyone recreate the pose. I think it was done very well.
Looks like somebody's bummed they didn't get a colored sash.
Press 1 for "Hot Mess."
Press 2 for "Just a Mess."