Honey, be nice. She's been friends with the bride since preschool. Don't judge.
You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.
Attatching a bustle can be almost as complicated as taking apart a car engine.
Ai've been to so many weddings ober da years...
Yes, you're skinny enough.