I guess he brought two dates.
Attatching a bustle can be almost as complicated as taking apart a car engine.
Patriotism may be a little out of place at a wedding.. wait what am I talking about? AMURICAAAAAA!
I love the collective scream performed in exact unison. In case anybody needed further proof they're all friends.
You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.