Patriotism may be a little out of place at a wedding.. wait what am I talking about? AMURICAAAAAA!
You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.
Ai've been to so many weddings ober da years...
Attatching a bustle can be almost as complicated as taking apart a car engine.