You see, the monochromatic bride and groom represent the old values of the patriarchy us women broke free of in the 1970s!! Yeah, it's a social statement. That's it!
Just don't get those hats near to anybody or you're going to have to pee on them. Probably wouldn't be the first time that happened at a wedding, but be careful nonetheless.
My money's on the one in white.
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