Let the Doctor help escort you down the aisle!
Oh man, way to be a downer on your wedding day...
Just don't get those hats near to anybody or you're going to have to pee on them. Probably wouldn't be the first time that happened at a wedding, but be careful nonetheless.
Come to think of it, that red glow might be from something other than bashfulness.
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You see, the monochromatic bride and groom represent the old values of the patriarchy us women broke free of in the 1970s!! Yeah, it's a social statement. That's it!