You see, the monochromatic bride and groom represent the old values of the patriarchy us women broke free of in the 1970s!! Yeah, it's a social statement. That's it!
Let the Doctor help escort you down the aisle!
I was the photographer at this wedding and I asked the bride to show a little leg. She did, and accidentally gave the groom his first not-so-nice wedding present.
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