'Till dust does us part.
"This is my husband and I getting married in Vegas. We did a zombie wedding. I wanted Elvis. This was back in 2008, the people at the chapel said they have done tons of themed weddings but never a zombie one."
The Headless Wedding: take two.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...