Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
The first step to a happy marriage is not to trip on the first step.
Awww, quick somebody grab me some twine and I'll make her a tiny man of her dreams.
Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.