Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.
In lew of hiring a DJ, we set up rock band at the reception.
Oh come on people, like you didn't know this part was coming at a wedding.
Bowtie Cat's first priority is not the celebration of your special day. It's getting this motherf$&*ing bowtie off. Priority number two? Scratching you... in revenge.
What do you wanna bet his name is "Bill?"