Stuck a Feather in Her Cap and Called it Matrimony

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Stuck a Feather in Her Cap and Called it Matrimony
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When my great-grandmother got married, her husband's father had just passed and they wore mourning clothes to the wedding. Per family legend, the bride snagged a bright red feather from someone else's hat and defiantly put it on right before the photo was taken!

Sassy great grandmas are the reason us wiminz vote and run for office in these modern times. Thanks!

She's a Wreck

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She's a Wreck
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Actually, legend has it that my parents went on a date to the junk yard early on in their relationship. Maybe they're good luck for relationships?

Blemishes

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Blemishes
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What is this, an episode of Blossom? You got a zit. Big deal, cover it up and move o-- Oh no wait, that thing's HUGE? ... Are you sure it's not a tick?