The bridesmaid on the right has a strange itch
Macho macho man, staring at his wife while he is doing wifey work just after their wedding, what a macho!
My husband doesn't like to smile, so he showed his joy with a "Yay!" pennant.
As someone who spends her whole day writing more than speaking, I can appreciate this! Imagine I'm holding a tiny banner that says "CONGRATS."