I keep hitting their "Like" button and nothing's happening! Well, besides the fact that my monitor's all discolored in that spot now.
Lady, save the sexting for the wedding night!
Of course this reminds me that the last time I was in an In-n-Out Burger I had no idea how to order anything.
... As an internet burger, I am deeply shamed by this memory.
Everybody says it's best to shop around a little before you get married.