Finally! The chic version of Ariel's improvised beachwear.
Yes, yes, our fears are confirmed. Pint-sized "Jersey Shore" star Snooki is getting married and having a child! New York Daily News set designers to the task of making a wedding gown befitting the princess of hot tub crying and douchey-club brawls.
Clockwise from top, the designers are: Kara Janx, Ann Yee, and Richie Rich. Any favorites? Or will you just be surprised if she looks as good as the girls on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding? (Don't hold your breath.)