Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"
Jesi says: "My maid of honor and I made my bouquet from comic book pages and brooches."
You have no idea what I went through for this, you wench!
That furry bridesmaid is so bossy!
Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.