...a gentleman's perfectly shined shoes! Guys need more chanced to be dashing like this, especially at weddings.
The audience will provide the mist for those.
Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"
Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!
Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.