Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"
Hey, maybe she had lipstick on her teeth.
Bachelorette squirrel is eager to tie the nut(!)
Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!