Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"
...a gentleman's perfectly shined shoes! Guys need more chanced to be dashing like this, especially at weddings.
Giantess' weddings can be hazardous to us little folk.
You have no idea what I went through for this, you wench!