Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"
I dare say she might be happier than the bride today.
You have no idea what I went through for this, you wench!
Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!
Giantess' weddings can be hazardous to us little folk.