Giantess' weddings can be hazardous to us little folk.
Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"
Hey, maybe she had lipstick on her teeth.
Bachelorette squirrel is eager to tie the nut(!)