Myself and a fellow bridesmaid avoiding the bouquet like the plague
Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!
"Honestly, Mother, I want this photo because of how nice you look." "Bullsh*t, you want it because of that little girl."
Sometimes when you're inebriated it takes all kinds of concentration to accomplish anything that requires the slightest coordination. In these times, it's best to save your energy up for important tasks like bouquet nabbing.