Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!
No not the girl who falls. The bride finding out a little more about her friend's competition issues than she would have liked to on her wedding day.
"Upon landing she did, in fact, bowl over a couple poor girls whom got in her way."
"Honestly, Mother, I want this photo because of how nice you look." "Bullsh*t, you want it because of that little girl."
She restored her sister's faith in humanity. Did she restore yours?