Sometimes when you're inebriated it takes all kinds of concentration to accomplish anything that requires the slightest coordination. In these times, it's best to save your energy up for important tasks like bouquet nabbing.
She restored her sister's faith in humanity. Did she restore yours?
No not the girl who falls. The bride finding out a little more about her friend's competition issues than she would have liked to on her wedding day.
Also expressions of ridiculousness, like this one.