Sometimes when you're inebriated it takes all kinds of concentration to accomplish anything that requires the slightest coordination. In these times, it's best to save your energy up for important tasks like bouquet nabbing.
Giantess' weddings can be hazardous to us little folk.
Myself and a fellow bridesmaid avoiding the bouquet like the plague
"Honestly, Mother, I want this photo because of how nice you look." "Bullsh*t, you want it because of that little girl."
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