Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.
I would make a "Fantasy Island" joke but I wasn't even alive when that show was on so I'd feel like kind of a fraud.
Can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged... oh well, still amusing!
bridal shower cake
You may now toss your bride into the water.