Pretty much what happens five seconds after every sexy beach photo.
Poseidon gets hitched.
I would make a "Fantasy Island" joke but I wasn't even alive when that show was on so I'd feel like kind of a fraud.
I wonder if they paid them all five bucks to do that. Ha! Joke's on them, I would've done it for free.
Can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged... oh well, still amusing!