Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Some poor guy spent all day anchoring rose petals to the beach so they wouldn't blow away and these two yahoos come along and decide to make a romantic moment of it. Rude.
Poseidon gets hitched.
You may now toss your bride into the water.
Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.
Pretty much what happens five seconds after every sexy beach photo.