Do you care about Kings of Leon? You three over there! Did you hear that Jared Followill married Martha Patterson last weekend? Don't cry, it'll be okay.
Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"
"And in the darkness bind them..."
And yes, the chevrons spin!