Our guests shall dine on denim and alumnium foil, as is traditional for my people.
The village of Takhatpur, India held a frog wedding in hopes of bringing rain. Frogs are thought to be able to sense when it will rain and thus have special powers in ending droughts that plague the region.
Unfortunately, the frogs turned into princes and were therefore completely useless to the village.
Pudding, the daughter of Tidbit and an Unknown Tomcat Somebody Forgot to Neuter of San Francisco, was married Saturday evening to Boots, the son of Mr. Sniffles of Annapolis, Md. and his wife Pookie-Ookie. It was a small, ridiculous ceremony.