Our guests shall dine on denim and alumnium foil, as is traditional for my people.
GEESE GETTING MARRIED!?
My brain is full now. Good night! Oh wait, it's morning. :/
Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
This guy proposes to his girlfriend using 5 iPads in a choreographed dance routine. Amazing!!
Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.