The village of Takhatpur, India held a frog wedding in hopes of bringing rain. Frogs are thought to be able to sense when it will rain and thus have special powers in ending droughts that plague the region.
Unfortunately, the frogs turned into princes and were therefore completely useless to the village.
Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
GEESE GETTING MARRIED!? My brain is full now. Good night! Oh wait, it's morning. :/
Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
Our guests shall dine on denim and alumnium foil, as is traditional for my people.
Pudding, the daughter of Tidbit and an Unknown Tomcat Somebody Forgot to Neuter of San Francisco, was married Saturday evening to Boots, the son of Mr. Sniffles of Annapolis, Md. and his wife Pookie-Ookie. It was a small, ridiculous ceremony.
