Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
Dogs getting married in traditional Peruvian attire? Now I've seen everything! Seriously, the world has completely run out of wonder. Such a profound feeling of accomplishment.
Pudding, the daughter of Tidbit and an Unknown Tomcat Somebody Forgot to Neuter of San Francisco, was married Saturday evening to Boots, the son of Mr. Sniffles of Annapolis, Md. and his wife Pookie-Ookie. It was a small, ridiculous ceremony.
Our guests shall dine on denim and alumnium foil, as is traditional for my people.