Winner and still champion... the bride!

Your priorities: they are straight. Carry on.

Better make it a double.

The other bridesmaids and I (second from the right, pulling the flask from my bosom) surprised the bride with this (staged!) shot of us loosening up pre-nuptuals around the side of the church.

But what this picture doesn't show you is that the bride is hot-wiring the car in front of them as a getaway vehicle.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! What? How did I end up out here in a wedding dress?! I'll just slip this off, grab my booze and be on my merry way into 2012!