These vows brought to you by country music and Jerry Bruckheimer.
What? She can get up on her own!
No not the girl who falls. The bride finding out a little more about her friend's competition issues than she would have liked to on her wedding day.
Well, to be fair so are the rest of these post-wedding revelers. Especially our helpful narrator-cameraman who points out, YOU FELL IN THE POOL. Because, you know, she might not have realized that herself.
Forty years from now when the two of you are old and gray and looking back on your wedding... you'll wonder why you didn't select a softer zombie noggin.