Stop the internet. Just shut it down, people. This is the best wedding toast I've ever seen.
Sorry Ash, I'm pretty sure what you're doing is illegal in most states. (I said "MOST.")
I'm going to play the optimist here and say, "good on Dad for finally losing some weight!"
The problem with vintage cars is that sometimes at very clutch moments you realize why we don't drive cars like these anymore...
Let's hope not too many golfers witnessed this little spill.