The first step to a happy marriage is not to trip on the first step.
Darn chipmunks and squirrels! You're supposed to be prancing about and singing, not tripping the cameraman!
People say a successful marriage is hard, but I'm gonna be unpopular here and say that finishing the New York City Marathon is harder. I mean, how many lazy people are married? Tons!
Kids these days! Getting married via their video games and mixing up all the fandoms! World's gone to hell in a handbasket, I tell ya.