Kids these days! Getting married via their video games and mixing up all the fandoms! World's gone to hell in a handbasket, I tell ya.
Hey, hey, hey. This isn't Dancing With the Stars!
This bride-to-be has got to be one of the best emoters I've ever seen. Even her crying into a hot mic was somehow (painfully) adorable.
Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."
That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.
At the end of this I half expected them to both slurp up the same long spaghetti string while the waiters sang "Bella Noche," à la "Lady and the Tramp."