Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
Nothing brings a family together like collectively knocking out Aunt Jeanine.
My pessimistic nature tells me this is fake, but also tells me it could happen? Conflicting!
I met my fiancée at a bus stop, then proposed to her five years later in the same place. This was our wedding invitation, originally in Flash so people could RSVP through it.
Kids these days! Getting married via their video games and mixing up all the fandoms! World's gone to hell in a handbasket, I tell ya.
This video is sort of a wish fulfillment scenario for me. Those 90s haircuts? The clothes? Dump 'em in the ocean.