Here's hoping you will never need to incinerate her.
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
Portals, they're essentially a series of tubes... much like the internet.
The confection is a fabrication!
... "Portal" fans, am I doing this right?
There's more than one way to express your nerdy side. Why not throw them all at one cake?
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!