I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
One of these layers is not like the others...
There's more than one way to express your nerdy side. Why not throw them all at one cake?
Here's hoping you will never need to incinerate her.
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.
May your marriage be the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the cutest couple who ever lived.