Portals, they're essentially a series of tubes... much like the internet.
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
The confection is a fabrication!
... "Portal" fans, am I doing this right?
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
Here's hoping you will never need to incinerate her.
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