Here's hoping you will never need to incinerate her.
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May your marriage be the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the cutest couple who ever lived.
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.
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There's more than one way to express your nerdy side. Why not throw them all at one cake?
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