Here's hoping you will never need to incinerate her.
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
There's more than one way to express your nerdy side. Why not throw them all at one cake?
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
May your marriage be the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the cutest couple who ever lived.
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.