How much to you wanna bet he used to be king of the jungle gym?
On second thought I guess his silhouette isn't really what you want to evoke when you're thinking romance.
This is where I come from out of nowhere and jam my hand between the doors. Ruining the moment, BUT getting to work on time for once.
This game was over before it started.
Niaichan says: "The wedding guests clinked the glasses to have me and my new husband kiss; fought away my brother-in-law (who was going in for comedic effect) for the kiss, only to find that the Best Man made it into the photo."