Don't be so prudish, Pixar Car! You're Italian. #stereotypes
My husband and I were married on Valentine's Day as part of a group wedding ceremony. After the ceremony we were getting pictures taken with the judge when someone taking pictures told us to "smooch". This is the resulting photo that my sister took. It is our favorite wedding photo. I included a URL with a story about the ceremony.
Sorry judge, your jurisdiction does't extend to smooch law.