The only problem with a bike taxi at a wedding is the amount of the cyclist-driver's butt you have to see as he tows you along. ... Better just keep making out.
Trapped in the ol' penalty box while the groom makes a power play on the bride. (WINK WINK GET IT?!)
My darling husband went from shmoopy to douchebag in 2.5 seconds
Just duck down or something, dude.