This game was over before it started.

How much to you wanna bet he used to be king of the jungle gym?

Don't be so prudish, Pixar Car! You're Italian. #stereotypes

Cold lips but warm hearts.

The only problem with a bike taxi at a wedding is the amount of the cyclist-driver's butt you have to see as he tows you along. ... Better just keep making out.

Oh come on people, like you didn't know this part was coming at a wedding.

My husband and I were married on Valentine's Day as part of a group wedding ceremony. After the ceremony we were getting pictures taken with the judge when someone taking pictures told us to "smooch". This is the resulting photo that my sister took. It is our favorite wedding photo. I included a URL with a story about the ceremony.

Sorry judge, your jurisdiction does't extend to smooch law.