Trapped in the ol' penalty box while the groom makes a power play on the bride. (WINK WINK GET IT?!)
Awwww he has a built-in tuxedo so all he needs is the little bow tie!
Someday when you're old and gray and looking at your wedding album, you'll have a helluva time trying to remember what that one photo fad on the internet was called. Boarding? Timbering? It will completely escape you, I promise.