You want romance? Try carpooling!
Oh come on people, like you didn't know this part was coming at a wedding.
Right after the kiss they couldn't resist the urge to just kick all those barrels down. OK, so that's what I would do. But seriously! So tempting.
It's nice to always have a place to rest when your feet hurt after dancing in heels all night.
My darling husband went from shmoopy to douchebag in 2.5 seconds