Better cut that smooch short and get inside before you're up to your ears.
Someday when you're old and gray and looking at your wedding album, you'll have a helluva time trying to remember what that one photo fad on the internet was called. Boarding? Timbering? It will completely escape you, I promise.
RUN PONY! RUN WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!
In broad daylight, no less!