That's not just an "I'm bored" yawn, that's a "get me out of here right now" one. I foresee crying within an hour.
My darling husband went from shmoopy to douchebag in 2.5 seconds
Whenever the urge strikes.
Trapped in the ol' penalty box while the groom makes a power play on the bride. (WINK WINK GET IT?!)
Let's hope not too many golfers witnessed this little spill.