These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.
My darling husband went from shmoopy to douchebag in 2.5 seconds
...They're covering their eyes, not collectively smacking their foreheads, right?
Awwww he has a built-in tuxedo so all he needs is the little bow tie!
Trapped in the ol' penalty box while the groom makes a power play on the bride. (WINK WINK GET IT?!)