Press 1 for "Hot Mess."
Press 2 for "Just a Mess."
RUN PONY! RUN WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!
In broad daylight, no less!
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
Someday when you're old and gray and looking at your wedding album, you'll have a helluva time trying to remember what that one photo fad on the internet was called. Boarding? Timbering? It will completely escape you, I promise.