My darling husband went from shmoopy to douchebag in 2.5 seconds
The only problem with a bike taxi at a wedding is the amount of the cyclist-driver's butt you have to see as he tows you along. ... Better just keep making out.
Awwww he has a built-in tuxedo so all he needs is the little bow tie!
Romantic moment is ruined by inappropriate bridesmaid dancing.
Romantic moment is ruined made awesomer by inappropriate bridesmaid dancing.
There, I fixed it!
It's nice to always have a place to rest when your feet hurt after dancing in heels all night.
How much to you wanna bet he used to be king of the jungle gym?